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Today, I had sex with a guy wearing a KFC uniform. Hat included. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (22689) - you deserved it (68153)

On 09/11/2013 at 8:16pm - intimacy - by lyfisdyno - United Kingdom (Worcestershire)

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Was it finger lickin' good though? If not you should turn on the damn lights next time...

#1 - On 09/12/2013 at 3:02am by Wizardo

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I feel like too much of this story is missing....

#2 - On 09/12/2013 at 3:04am by bellydancer82

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