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Today, I had to feed an elderly man in the care home in which I work while he was whacking off. Our work policy states that I have to pretend not to notice. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (60151) - you deserved it (4289)

On 09/03/2013 at 2:30am - intimacy - by poolgirl789 (woman) - United Kingdom (Bradford)

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Can't wait to reach old age, I can do anything I want ;)

#2 - On 09/03/2013 at 10:12am by _GoodGuy

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I would think he'd be able to feed himself if he can whack off.

#4 - On 09/03/2013 at 10:12am by crazytwinsmom

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