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Today, my boyfriend dumped me for "cheating" on him by using a vibrator. FML

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On 08/23/2013 at 7:30pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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Well, OP, did you name your vibrator, and take him out for dinner and drinks before bringing him back home and making sweet love to him? Because if so, he might have a point.

#1 - On 08/23/2013 at 11:13pm by Nyx

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he doesn't understand that no man can do what a vibrator can.

#2 - On 08/23/2013 at 11:13pm by dinosxxrawr

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