Today, I finally talked my boyfriend into going down on me. Everything went well until I came and instinctively gripped his head with my thighs. He panicked and we both rolled off of the bed crocodile-style. Now he's too scared to even have sex with me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my boyfriend is afraid of female orgasms. Right as I was about to climax, he panicked, pulled out, and ran into the bathroom. FML
Today, I was going down on my boyfriend. I'm usually in control and do my own thing. He tried taking control and I ended throwing up on him. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. He picked me up and threw me over his shoulder to take me to his room. He wasn't careful enough, and dropped me right on my head, on the hardwood floor. I ended up vomiting and came down with a headache. He still wanted to have sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to have sex. He passionately laid me down onto the bed, both of us fully naked. Pressing down on my shoulder, he ended up dislocating it. The pain made me pee myself. FML
Today, I was getting intimate with my boyfriend for the first time. I went down on him, only for him to burst into tears halfway through. Apparently, I do it just like his long-lost teen sweetheart did. I swear I could feel him go completely limp in my mouth. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I had sex for the first time, and I tried to be sexy by raking my nails down his back. I guess I did it a little too hard, because he shrieked in pain, leapt off me, and limped around the room cursing and whimpering. Mood ruined. FML
Today, I tried to seduce my boyfriend so I mounted him and began kissing him. He immediately pretended to snore into my mouth and rolled over, making me fall off of the bed. FML
Today, my boyfriend was going down on me. I started to moan right when I was about to climax. He got worried, stopped and asked, "Are you okay?!" FML
Today, my boyfriend and I decided to try “things” while under the influence. I suggested he go down on me; he thought about it for a second and then said, “I would, but I don’t want to get scared when I take a look.” FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting heated. We were having a lot of fun until I decided I wanted to be on top. He instantly got soft. FML
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Top comments
darth1 18
Honestly that sounds like a fun way to end things.
mimiminx 23
You had to 'finally talk' your boyfriend into going down on you and now he's too scared to have sex with you after rolling off the bed?! He sounds like a bit of a pussy!
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Comments (136)
darth1 18
Honestly that sounds like a fun way to end things.
DKjazz 20
But she could have snapped his neck! That's why gators do that at least.
tygerarmy 35
That sounds hot! I love when a girl grabs my head with her thighs, hands or both.
hemz_fml 13
Aww poor guy went through a traumatic experience. He has my condolences.
Ryodin 11
Seriously. I think it's great, and you ending like that just shows how much you enjoyed it. He should really put a little more value in what you like. Just saying.
powerhunger 4
Double standards are hilarious. If the genders were switched, the guy would be berated around here.
ohcheriecherie 20
You're full of shit, 58
iluvFMLs15 19
69 - most people are full of shit...literally :p
lawls79 14
Your boyfriend sounds like a pussy.
gallaeo 21
#98 , lol I totally agree. I guess it's true what they say, you are what you eat?
webbface 25
I agree #1. I would find this an achievement haha!
baseballdude1283 18
This....this was interesting to read
PterodactylMan 23
At least you got to experience it once
webbface 25
#63, I thought your comment was hilarious! I have no idea why there are so many thumbs down.
Chelsea_bella 20
He is what he eats.
Vaginabutter 15
plug your nose and keep on lickin
kumonsucks 7
Pussy! Just clarifying that up for the comments above
hcollins1 18
I love how every comment is thumbed down. And to 56, what else are they talking about?
TogeBara 12
i love how they are funny comments yet they are downvoted xD
mimiminx 23
You had to 'finally talk' your boyfriend into going down on you and now he's too scared to have sex with you after rolling off the bed?! He sounds like a bit of a pussy!
30361 10
I think 'a bit' is an understatement
blankjack 6
It is not mentioned how much OP weighs... Might have been a drama!
Mopmob02 18
Any guy that has to be talked into going down on a girl and after the experience is now afraid of sex with a girl may not be just a pussy; he is most likely playing on the wrong team. Maybe sucking a guy may not be as... dangerous for him.
chanelvander 7
I was gonna say; she doesn't seem to be worried enough about having to talk him into it!
NightHawk387 22
It sounds like he isn't man enough to be having sex in the first place. BTW, that kind of sounds fun, and I would've just laughed it off.
logankyng 15
Rethink who you allow in your pants, smh
SuperPizzaMan_fml 11
do you give him head? maybe there's a reason he's so reluctant..
coldsteelstu 4
yeah. I think your boyfriend is a little bit of a pussy.
alshygirl 14
Wow he scares easy. He should be glad he made you cum so hard
Bano360 25
What straight guy needs to be talked into that? You should be aiming to please her before yourself anyway.
Nekogami 14
Markus12 8
You're just the kind of guy I'd expect a comment like that from...
Bano360 25
#50 explain?
NagainaFier 16
The only explanation I can think of is if he mixed up your post (please yourself before her, rather than what you actually wrote). I don't know for sure, but I'm finding I don't care much for this guy's comments.
MrsReed 14
Straight guys like my hubby, unfortunately :(
applebramble 22
Your boyfriend doesn't know how to have fun ...