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Today, I found out that even though my boyfriend thinks that peeing on me in the shower is acceptable, he will still freak out and call me disgusting if I try to use the toilet while he's taking a shower. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (51801) - you deserved it (5900)

On 07/24/2013 at 12:36pm - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Alaska)

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Next time pee on him, see how he likes it.

#3 - On 07/24/2013 at 4:35pm by beneathitallxx

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Is your boyfriend R. Kelly?

#4 - On 07/24/2013 at 4:35pm by DJisHere11

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