Today, my girlfriend said she wanted to get a little crazy and try some role-play. "Act like you don't want it," she said. Without thinking, I replied, "Well, that should be easy." FML
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Today, my girlfriend convinced me to do some bedroom roleplay, and we decided on acting out a job interview scenario. I suggestively told her that if she wanted to get the job, she'd have to use her mouth on something else first. She called me a pig and ended the roleplay right there. FML
Today, my girlfriend wanted to role-play non-consensual sex. I was already uncomfortable with the idea, and when she started begging, "No, no" as I stripped her, I dropped the role-play and walked out. Now she's pissed at me. I'm sorry, but this is fucking creepy. FML
Today, my wife and I decided to try out role playing. She ended up having an anxiety attack when I said she wasn't turning in her homework. FML
Today, my girlfriend and I decided to try role play. She suggested I be a robber, so I went outside and tried to break in my window, wearing nothing but my underwear and a ski mask on. She decided it would be funny to call the cops, because it would, "add to the mood." They came. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were getting pretty hot and heavy, then he said, "Let's pretend you're someone else." FML
Today, my husband's version of roleplaying was pretending that he actually wanted to have sex with me. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she wants to have sex with my ass. I'm not sure she's taking "no" for an answer, seeing as how she's keeping a dildo on her nightstand and is clearly waiting for me to fall asleep. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were looking up sexy clothes for me to wear while role-playing. I saw something I liked and asked him if we should get it. When he saw the model wearing it in the picture, he asked "Does it come with the girl?" FML
Today, my girlfriend offered to roleplay as a sexy nun, then dumped me, claiming my saying yes meant I was attacking her catholic faith and that I’m a sick, depraved criminal. She was the one who offered. I’m not remotely interested in roleplay, I only agreed cause I thought it was her kink. FML
Today, my girlfriend wanted to roleplay as a schoolgirl. I was excited, until we started and she asked me to lick her "vajayjay". I cringed so hard, my skull practically caved in. I broke down laughing while trying to explain my cringing. Now she's pissed and I'm blue-balled. FML
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flockz 19
it's a trap!
tehman117 21
I NEEEEED IT!!!!!
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Comments (68)
Visibledeath52 4
One does not simply make a bad first comment
flockz 19
it's a trap!
dramaelf 37
Admiral Ackbar?
subwaysurfers 13
Why would she even want him to do that? It's like a rape scene.
ForwardUn2Dawn 18
Focus all fire!
Enslaved 36
28, maybe she wanted to take charge and seduce him?
Sir_ND_Pity 35
2 - It was a trap of the most sinister kind, One that could confuse OP's weak mind! The only good side that I can see— Oh wait, there is none. FYL, OP! At least she didn't threaten you with a cleaver And tried to make you play Justin Beiber! One day, you'll have a chance to surpass This performance that made you sound like an ass. Until then, enjoy the rhymes of this poem. Too early to think, so poem rhymes with poem. Thank you :)
tehman117 21
I NEEEEED IT!!!!!
CallMeWindSock 24
OP was just getting into character (;
UnluckyGenius 21
Now, tell dr. Spongebob how do you think that made your girlfriend feel?
JtPv 14
TELL CONFESSABEAR!
AGB10 19
Look on the bright side. Atleast you didn't tell her "well that's not roleplay"
DaniPandi 22
He basically did.
BrookieAnn 19
Oops..that probably didn't end well:/
Barriaultcory 16
Should've said "i can't even act like i don't want it, you're impossible to resist" but yours works to lol
deuceswild 13
Well, at least you were both probably on the same page after that slip... neither of you wanting it.
omg36 7
Ever again.
rg350dx 29
Maybe you could just play that off as you were getting into character?
mackdeezy 22
Roleplay? Beware, she may want you to roleplay as Justin Bieber
ileenefudge 29
Oh god...that would be horrible...
pnutbutternjelly 15
No sex is definitely better than pretending to be beiber.