Today, I went to the grocery store with my husband, only to find that his ex-wife worked there. Then I found out he never actually divorced her. FML
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Today, I went to the grocery store and saw my ex with her new partner. I tried to hide from them, but ended up getting locked in the store after closing time. I had to call security to let me out. FML
Today, I found out that the coworker I refused to leave my wife for is now happily married with someone else, while I'm now divorced. FML
Today, I found out that after working in the same office for five years, I now work with three of my husband's ex-girlfriends. FML
Get out
Today, my husband came home from work in a bad mood. Why? He found out that a certain female coworker of his isn't single anymore. FML
So many questions
Today, I work at the DMV. My ex-husband’s sister came in for a last name change. When I looked at the marriage license and her other documents, it was revealed that she was never his sister. My ex-husband is now her husband. Now I understand why they always spent time alone together. FML
Today, I went to the grocery store where my husband works. I wanted to surprise him, so I went up behind him and started kissing his neck. He seemed to love it, and so did I, until I noticed it wasn't my husband. FML
Today, I found out that my wife is seeing a marriage counselor. With her ex. FML
Love costs a fortune
Today, I found out that my now ex-fiancé was still married to her ex throughout the entire relationship. What I didn't realize was that I ended up paying for the divorce, and 3 months later she got married to someone else. FML
Today, I found out that my ex-husband just had a baby with his new partner. We only split up a week ago. FML
Today, I found out that my now-ex slept with his not-so-ex the day before our wedding. FML
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cottoncandymango 17
Divorce his sorry ass.
QueenVicHop 12
How is it legally possible for him to be married to two women?
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Comments (92)
cottoncandymango 17
Divorce his sorry ass.
lennelleong 33
They've committed bigamy, [i.e. The criminal offense of marrying one person while still legally married to another.] which in the USA and many other countries as being liable for up to 5 years imprisonment. This is disastrous for OP. Did his first wife know about her husband's marriage to you?
graceinsheepwear 33
"They" haven't. HE has. And no one is going to go to jail unless OP opts to prosecute.
Clay_Pidgeon 11
I don't understand why everyone is saying divorce him. As long as he is not seeing her or has no feelings for her it should be fine. Getting a divorce is expensive and he doesn't want to lose half of his stuff. Just because he is married to another woman doesn't mean they are still in love.
furbyface711 9
But it is illegal to be married to two people. Which means the OPs marriage is void leaving her without any of the legal benefits, such as taxes and insurance. She ca be sued for insurance fraud if the insurance companies find out. Better divorce him and sue his lying ass.
caitlinrawrr 9
64, you don't seem to understand that it is not fine because it is ILLEGAL.
cherry72 13
@#64 I'm sorry but you are an idiot.
gotaplanstan 28
Yeah! Divorce his monopoly ass.
Crimson_Summer 10
To everyone saying to divorce him, there is not divorce! Since he was still married to his first wife, his second marriage is annulled and void, meaning it didn't ever exist. Now, she could sue him, and get everything of his.
alexwow1 13
Divorce him immediately
graceinsheepwear 33
They aren't married now in the eyes of the law.
awkward611 26
how could he marry you then? but yeah divorce is probably big on your mind now just don't make a decision before you've heard his side
jw90 18
Time to find a new man?
gotaplanstan 28
Or at least a new grocery store.
QueenVicHop 12
How is it legally possible for him to be married to two women?
Ukeee_X 19
It's not, very illegal in most places
Pro_Nothing 9
There are actually a few polygamy laws floating around (which states have it are beyond my knowledge) since marriage isn't covered by the federal government.
SenselessPattern 12
Good chance of finding one of those polygamy laws in Utah. A very good chance....
spunkylady 24
Polygamy is still illegal in Utah.. I live in Utah and know none. Even though I'm pretty sure it does happen in some rural areas.
buckeyed 20
sigh. no, polygamy is not legal in utah.
PB4UGAME 8
Actually, if I remember my history correctly, there was a federal law passed making polygamy and bigomy illegal.
BaDumTsss_fml 23
It isn't.
Derp_Jerpinson 2
depends on what state you're in...
chanellgymnast 17
What a coward. Take his ass to court and divorce that little shit.
RedPillSucks 31
No need for divorce since they're not technically married. Actually, this is either pretty ballsy, or and extreme lapse of memory commit bigamy with women living close enough to bump into each other while shopping. Most people outside of Utah at least try to have some distance between the two families.
aceboogieswagg 7
Well time to add that store to places to nuke
MadMaddyson 10
Woah man, just calm down. no need to kill potentially several hundred thousand innocent people because her husband is a bastard.
arleenxo 11
You deserve way better! Divorce him!
Bobby_007 9
Depending on your state, you can have him arrested for bigamy, teach the jerk a lesson, but not before you do a run on all his credit cards lol.
mangoboy1 19
Is it legal to have two wives?
ArtinHopar 16
For Mormans, yes.
BelieveMemphis 7
Bigamy is illegal in Michigan.. even for Mormons.
ArtinHopar 16
I thought Fundamentalist Mormons can have as many wives as they wanted?
drewflav 17
The law and religion are two separate things. Just because Mormons say they can have two wives doesn't mean they can legally get away with it.
BelieveMemphis 7
It is illegal for everyone, but many FLDS do it anyway. They have ways of being discreet about it.. One is by only having one "official" marriage and leaving the rest common-law. As long as they're all consenting adults (not always the case) most people don't care enough to prosecute. Live and let live.
spunkylady 24
Mormons can't have two wives. At least it's not practiced anymore, but used to be when it was a newer religion. I should say there's a difference between the fundamentalist mormons and mormons.
spunkylady 24
#27 you best me to my point there lol damn *beat
threer 30
Shut the **** up about Mormons having multiple spouses. They don't generally practice that, fucktards.