Today, I found out that the same police officer who has arrested me twice has been sleeping with my wife. FML
I agree, your life sucks (74188) - you deserved it (6764)
On 06/17/2013 at 3:56pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States
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I'm guessing he wants you out of the picture.
#1 - On 06/17/2013 at 6:10pm by Sekkaichi
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Wow. No donuts for him.
#2 - On 06/17/2013 at 6:11pm by dramaelf
+216 | 22
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
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