Today, I had to pee in my cat's litter box, just to avoid seeing my mom having sex in the living room on my way to the bathroom. FML
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Today, I was at my boyfriend's house while his plumbing was being redone. I really had to pee, but the toilet wasn't working, so I peed in his cat's litterbox. His cat got defensive, and started attacking me while I peed. My boyfriend walked in and saw the whole thing. FML
Today, I caught my mom and her boyfriend fucking in their room at night, all because I wanted to go to the bathroom. FML
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend peeing in the cat's litter box. I'm the one who has to clean it out. FML
Today, I went to clean my cat's litter box, not realizing she was in it. As I lifted the top half of the litter box up, she sprayed me with piss. FML
Today, I urgently needed to use the bathroom at my boyfriend's house. When I went to flush, it wouldn't go down the pipes. After about ten panic-filled minutes, I noticed the cat litter box. I carefully scooped out my logs, and buried them in the cat litter. FML
Today, I watched my cat walk to her litter box, look at it, then walk across the room to pee on a backpack. FML
Today, I needed to ask my mom for something, so I went to her room without knocking and walked in on her and her boyfriend fucking. FML
Today, after my landlord has refused to fix the bathroom plumbing problem in my apartment for several days, I had to buy cat litter for myself. FML
Today, I went into my parents' room after spending pretty much all weekend in my their bed while they were out of town. I happened to look out the window, and on the windowsill was a puddle of cat vomit with a condom in it. FML
Today, while in my room on the computer, I had a sudden urge to pee. I got up to use the loo and started hearing some disturbing noises from inside. Apparently I was so quiet my parents thought I was gone and decided to have sex in the shower. It's been an hour and my bladder is about to burst. FML
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FMLJFL 5
Seriously? Tell her to knock that shit off when you're home.
PulseShock 9
Maybe you should start having sex in her bedroom, on her bed, in the middle of the night, while she's asleep...did I take that too far? Sorry OP. FYL.
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FMLJFL 5
Seriously? Tell her to knock that shit off when you're home.
rosenkrieger223 24
I agree. I don't think that's an unreasonable request. Hopefully she sees it the same way.
Ambient25 24
She better see it the same way. Next time it happens OP should blast some SLAYER to kill their mood.
dead_insects 18
i dont know #28, slayer has never ruined one of my moods! ;)
Ambient25 24
I dunno about that, sexy time and SLAYER just don't mix lol
rg350dx 29
Or start masturbating extremely loudly to **** with the speakers turned all the way up. See how she likes it. Really get into it OP. Jerk it like your life depends on that shit.
Ambient25 24
You don't even need ****, just put the TV on a tennis game and turn the volume up real loud. I swear if you watch it with your eyes closed it sounds just like ****.
jjames7543 13
It kinda bothers me how well 39's picture goes with his comment...
Enslaved 36
I agree with #34 Slayer would never ruin my mood. But I would have to tune out the morbid lyrics and just concentrate on its great beat instead. As for blasting it for my mom? She like music like Céline Dion so it would definitely ruin the mood for her.:P
Ambient25 24
I think Cher would have them running away faster
SwaggCapone 11
Nah Justin Beiber
djxerxes9000 18
#90 Are you saying you don't have Bieber Fever?! Really? No, me neither...
MDTeddy 13
I don't want to sound dumb, but it was her husband right and not some random guy? Anyway, don't do it when someone is home.
mrtonyanderson 20
You want to kill the mood, start blasting "wheels on the bus". Guaranteed **** block.
carnage45567 10
Time for you to get a car and go on a few dates or go out with some friends no one wants to see a parent like that... At least I hope not...
AninOnin 24
It's stories like these that make me realize why my parents don't barge in on me and my boyfriend more often. Reciprocity.
jnanderson 16
Just go to the back yard and find a tree?
rosenkrieger223 24
Unless getting to the back yard involves going through the living room. In which case, OP would be in exactly the same predicament.
jnanderson 16
In that case OP could go out the front and walk around
carnage45567 10
Or op could jump out of a window? Unless op is in the top floor of an apartment complex.....
ashesanddust 8
Depending on their backyard they might have more privacy using the kitty litter.
rosenkrieger223 24
21, front doors are usually in the living room. The house I grew up in required you to go through the living room to get to either the front or back door from any of the bedrooms.
djxerxes9000 18
I want to find out if OP was male or female. A dude pissing in kitty litter is a lot less funny than a chick getting her pussy out to piss in kitty litter. the irony is astounding
ImACat_fml 7
Chicks don't "get their pussy out" to pee.
anythingmustbe 18
What a catastrophe. Well I guess they were having to much of a whiz to pay any attention to anyone else being in the house.
Ambient25 24
I see what you did there.
Epickiller 21
Sounds like urine a pissy situation.
Kaatosade 9
I hope it was a clean litter box when you used it!
botanistjessica 24
Unless OP actually sat in the litter box, I can't see how it's cleanliness would make much of a difference.
rosenkrieger223 24
I was thinking the same thing, 70.
natheitz 23
I was thing more, hope OP cleaned it after he was done
license2chill 5
At least OP got a box, otherwise OP has to find a soda bottle or something
Sappheira 5
Omfg
Rose_916 16
If she does that when you home she should at least do it in a locked room. Poor you for having to witness that!
ShyAnn29 14
Yeah, talk to her about it, tell her the next time she wants to have sex, to PLEASE do it in HER room with the door LOCKED!
PulseShock 9
Maybe you should start having sex in her bedroom, on her bed, in the middle of the night, while she's asleep...did I take that too far? Sorry OP. FYL.
rosenkrieger223 24
Maybe just a little too far. lol
Ambient25 24
Lol imagine how it's all set up: "Hey want to do something really risque?! Ok, but ignore her snoring..."
SmittyJA24 26
Assume they didn't know you were home. That's better than thinking either one (or both) of them was hoping you'd join in & make it a 3-way.
golden_warrior 23
WTF is wrong with your mom? Who has sex in the living room when they have kids at home. FYL OP