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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate in the backseat of his car, when a police car pulled up behind us. My mom later told me that intimacy was fine, just not in a car. We were in the car because she told me that intimacy was fine, just not in her house. FML


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On 05/21/2013 at 12:09pm - intimacy - by backseatbusted (woman) - United States

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What makes you think the backseat of his car would've been a better option?

#1 - On 05/21/2013 at 4:21pm by GemmaStyles

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Why not go to his house?

#2 - On 05/21/2013 at 4:22pm by michellemansin

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