Today, I learned if you type my full name in Google Images, the 3rd thing that comes up is a naked woman in ropes. Someone on Pornhub thought it was smart to comment that the girl looks just like me. She does. Now my parents think I'm a porn star, and most people at school stopped talking to me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, someone photoshopped my head onto some nude girl's body and spread it around at school. It was shockingly convincing. Now everyone's calling me a slut, and the worst part is I have no idea which photo the person used or where they got it from, so I can't prove it's a fake. FML
Today, I found out that Google+ has been automatically uploading my cell phone pictures as I take them. My friends have now seen pictures of me, my penis, and other things too horrifying to talk about. FML
Today, I Googled myself. I found my mugshot and a blog my mom had written about how much of a problem child I am. FML
Today, I found out my mom is the nude model for an art class at my college. FML
Today, my boyfriend posted a screenshot from a porno on my Facebook, because the girl in it looked freakishly similar to me. My dad commented, asking for a link to the video. FML
Today, I was rejected from my dream job because my interviewer googled me and one of the images that comes up is a pic of me sunbathing nude in my own private garden. That pic isn’t one I took, it isn’t on my Facebook or anything, I have no f**king idea where it came from or who photographed me. FML
Today, I was trying to teach my Aunt and Gran to use Google drive to share and upload pictures, when I scrolled past an image of my… yep. I didn't have a mirror when the pic was taken and I was concerned about a sore. Now they just think I'm a whore. FML
Today, my boyfriend showed his mother photos of me. He told her that he thinks I'm pretty. She said that I look like a celebrity from her country (Korea). Flattered, I online searched this celebrity, and turns out she is a local porn star who's undergone multiple cosmetic surgeries. FML
Today, my 10-year-old son's friend googled his name and found breastfeeding pictures that I had put on a personal website when he was 2 days old. Now he gets laughed at, and his friends all saw pictures of my breasts. FML
Today, I realised just how much my favourite pornstar looks like my sister. FML
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Top comments
phantumgrey 6
And you name just for reference is?.......
superman21_fml 19
What school do you go to that nobody would want to talk to a **** star?
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phantumgrey 6
And you name just for reference is?.......
kamikrazy 6
Magomag.
desoto96 9
Well, I just googled mine and nothing but mugshots and fat people come up...
roxxyfoxxy3 25
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A prince for me...
CubanBitchh 10
Mine's a female body builder
freshko21 6
Mine shows an old photo of a baby with a hat on and it links to my FB. I have no baby photos whatsoever and neither do my friends. WTF?
RainbowDashie140 12
I get a book cover (author has the same name so that makes sense), and a guy with a creepy pedo-stache and smile.
Catkam623 27
I get a bunch of pictures of old naked people
01sparkly 15
Mines a jeweler. It shows a bunch of jewelry.
QueenOfAwkwardd 14
I have the same name as a **** star. But, unlike op, I look nothing like her.
dwshptw46 7
I got some weird x-men stuff and a black and white photo of an oldish lady sitting in a sun/lawn chair with a baby on her lap
EggsinaBasket 9
**** McGee
forlifebro 15
I did mine and found a mug shot of my uncle and my dad WTF!
Tiger9099 11
You all lucked out I googled mine and all I got was lawyers. On the upside he is apparently very good.
PuggieKid 22
I love how your pic kind of relates to the FML. xD
swicots 4
You should make that an fml
Kiagg2002 7
mines just lots of houses
tanishpradhan 20
I got an actress.. I'm a guy.
brommwpryl 9
Mine is like 10 pictures of me...
superman21_fml 19
What school do you go to that nobody would want to talk to a **** star?
not_a_robot 15
Yeah, I would think that guys are jumping at the chance to get laid by a pornstar!
LittlestPrincess 21
maybe some very religious girls-only school? edit: #10 beat me to it! sorry!
Jeffo193 13
One of the lab assistants at my university looks exactly like Sasha Grey...eyebrows and all :')
perdix 31
#19, you should keep exploring and see where the similarity ends, if it does ;) I stayed in Organic Chemistry even after I changed my major and didn't need it anymore, just because my lab assistant was that ******* hot!
ctlnaaia71 8
for sure a catholic or christian school, full of hypocrites
ohgeejosee 19
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Maybe people who dont want diseases.
anonymous200490 2
Considering that sex is the livelihood of the performers and is strictly regulated, you can almost guarantee that they won't have diseases these days. They get tested every couple of weeks for STD's and cannot work if they have them.
SynysterNero 20
Well if she looks like a famous **** star it is safe to assume OP is attractive since most of them have to be attractive. That should get the attention of a lot of guys right off.
superman21_fml 19
Last time I checked, it's kinda tough to get any disease, much less an STD, just by talking to someone.....
RedPillSucks 33
Meh. You don't "talk" the way I "talk".
dj041392 9
Thank you for beating me to the perfect statement
angeluv_2014 22
So people at your school are either hypocytical **** watchers or they're creepy stalkers that are all googling you for some reason...
epic13 12
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That's kinky.
angeluv_2014 22
Why would someone comment your name on a website? Like anyone knows who the **** you are... that makes no sense. I could see them being like "hey, I know a girl that looks just like this", but not explicitly using your name. -_-
clever_name_here 7
Wow. You have horrible luck. Imagine the odds. I feel bad for you OP. FYL
jkmartinjk 16
I don't understand, who on Pornhub would know OP and why would OP see the comment on Pornhub anyway?? Am I reading this wrong?
anonymous200490 2
I think it's a member site and they commented on the similarity. So the name is now associated with the **** page it was made on and shows up on google.
sp00ner 6
#48, thanks for explaining. I kept missing the link... :)
jkmartinjk 16
I'm still very confused.
iforgavelennon 7
#79, OP decided to Google herself. One of the images that came up was of a pornstar. She clicked on it and found out that someone had left a comment on the image saying it looked like OP.
xALEXx_fml 15
It 'looks' like you. Doesn't mean it is. Just explain to them that it isn't you. They're obviously not very good friends if they stopped talking to you..
MissMae93 23
Agreed #5. Also - really bad parents too. OP, your parents and "friends" are being unreasonable. Plus, you look similar, not identical. Try and find points of difference for comparison.
vanity113 9
I think the question that you should ask your parents is did you have an identical twin sister that was given up at birth, who grew up moving through foster homes and learning that attention could only sought through behaviours that berate the human body and soul. If they say that's absurd tell them so is the plausibility of you being a **** star!
Tigerblossom 19
You would think that a lot of boys would start talking to you... That's really unfortunate and I hope you can get everything cleared up!
vcapelo 19
I actually don't understand why people would stop talking to a person, just because of ****!
warchild4080 8
don't worry they will talk to you again and you can tell most guys you know how to rock their world ;)
benhd1 14
I had a math teacher who looked like a girl in a **** video that was going around the school Quite the opposite happened, actually...
Hazelino 25
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"the third thing that pops up" you should consider using safe search
iforgavelennon 7
...how does this pertain to the FML at hand?
daboar 5
maybe op goes to an all girl school