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Victoria, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my sister apparently trying to eat herself out. FML
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whygod
🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my 12-year-old sister, naked, streaming herself eating a banana. FML
ohhhgross
Singapore
Today, while I was eating, my younger sister came over and sat beside me. She started clipping her toenails. Disgusted by it, I turned and opened my mouth to tell her to move somewhere else, just as one flew inside my mouth. FML
Anonymous
London, United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my sister shoving her vibrating phone into her privates. Can't erase that image. FML
Anonymous
Charlottetown, Canada 🌶️ Spicy
Today, I walked in on my boyfriend and sister fooling around in the shower together. Supposedly, she was sleepwalking, and he was trying to wake her up. FML
Pinsky
Chicago, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Comeback
Today, I walked in on the guy I called a cuck in high school going down on my sister. FML
2gewd4u
United States
Today, I walked in on my sister sitting on the toilet, trying to use "The Force" to pull over the toilet paper roll sitting on the sink. FML
Anonymous
🌶️ Spicy
That's that, then
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
FullMonty
Milwaukee, United States
Today, my 2-year-old sister walked in on me while I was showering. She began to splash around in the toilet, and as I hastily jumped out to stop her, my brother and his friend got a good look as they walked past the room. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom 🌶️ Spicy
Thoughts and prayers
Today, I heard my sister gagging in her room. She was doing it quietly, and I got pretty concerned, after hearing a lot about bulimia recently. I knocked, then heard a gasp, so I let myself in, only to see her on her knees and her boyfriend with his underwear around his ankles. FML
420SUX
Federal Way, United States 🌶️ Spicy
Creepy
Today, I caught my boyfriend staring at my sister through the doorway while we were having sex. FML
Top comments
NickaPLZ 26
Man... I'm sorry about that. F both your lives on this one...
karen1991 15
What ever happened to take out food?
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Comments (98)
NickaPLZ 26
Man... I'm sorry about that. F both your lives on this one...
broski27 3
Key word " trying"
NickaPLZ 26
@9 - No harm intended, but I mean is there really much of a difference between 'doing' and 'trying' in this case? Both instances are embarrassing as shit, man.
Roskosity 22
Tastes like chicken...?
PenguinBitch 43
9- "Thread Jacking". Ah shite, now I'm doing it to D:
Bluefrog9636 7
She must've been really horny.
gotaplanstan 28
hungry*
mildredpierce 12
Horngry*
karen1991 15
What ever happened to take out food?
MeowZebraMeow 7
Apparently eating in is all the rage.
daizttgg 9
She must be pretty flexible because there is no way in hell that some chick could actually do that
Verota 6
Yea... Hence the word "trying"
slacker_69 6
have you tried? that's how you know?
slacker_69 6
cuddlycactus 11
how did you post nothing?
daizttgg 9
Uhhhh, no. It sounds painful in my opinion ._. But people have their preferences I guess, for pleasure anyway.
nightbirdblue 27
If you were really flexible, you could. Might sting a bit though..
BostonPLD33 6
Sting??? Are you stupid or something? Since when did eating pussy sting?
monnanon 13
i imagine they meant the act of almost pretzeling yourself would sting a bit not the actual licking part. on a kind of related note there are men who have apparently had ribs removed to allow them to pleasure themselves. wierd :s
AngelSpit 18
Eh I knew a guy who could suck himself off not a pretty sight
Kain713 14
Actually it can be done, disturbing to see though.
Zangetsu67 5
I hope to god you didn't offer to help
D3ATHZ3RO 15
You're sick for suggesting that
OneNightStander 6
I thought it was funny...
DKjazz 20
Don't ANYBODY say the "W" word. We're tired of it.
flockz 19
WEINER!
HiIAmKevin 8
Judging by the location, it's not Alabama so I think it's safe to rule the incest out.
phantumgrey 6
# 66 .....ummm....WINCEST
chrisman21 9
#38 I also found it quite funny.
7yzzFML 17
Im disappointed he didnt offer, lets be honest, it would be more entertaining.
Cusefan5 6
Once seen cannot be unseen.
Nighthunter 11
Or in this case: you cannot regurgitate eaten pussy!
NagainaFier 16
...if you think it can be regurgitated after you're done, you're doing it wrong, buddy. Go home and try again.
groovycrazyjoe 18
should try giving get a HAND ;-)
camsterjoe 12
Pics or it didn't happen
Nik2B345 5
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Lol are u sure she is not a lesbian
zandalee 19
7- Funny as ****! Thanks, needed that.
eddeeezzyy 19
I'm pretty sure she's not. She just took "playing with herself" to a whole new level.
Dracoboxer357 35
7- I don't think that makes her a lesbian anymore than jerking off your own **** makes you a homosexual. ;p
iloveshannon15 6
61- Uh.. A lesbian is a homosexual as well. I believe you meant to say. Gay man. Or homosexual man. Smh...
great1_23 4
Do you know the definition of homosexuality? It's an attraction to the same sex.
nikolkaw 9
It's the same thing...
mn_shr 22
Thank you!
kitkatkit 4
61- jerking off may not mean you're gay but if you are flexible enough to actually give yourself a *******, you might be
perdix 29
Help her out. If she succeeds, you'll never have a brother-in-law to deal with. They can be pains in the ass.
SWhimsynBubbaS 14
Just wondering... Help her out how, exactly?
perdix 29
#18, break some of her lower ribs and then cram her head down to her crotch.
kianaaa32 17
I think you know...
SWhimsynBubbaS 14
22- Alright, I guess me and 23 both had the same assumptions... Although, who really knows with you, Perdix
mildredpierce 12
I hope you have a huge bottle of brain bleach.
mildredpierce 12
Just read the author name as well!
NagainaFier 16
As did I, 79.
laughtersplay 14
Or OP can watch Twilight. Works like a charm.
josh8215 21
They'd need more brain bleach for twilight though...
j_cat187 19
How would you know? Did you ask? She could have been trying to close her zipper with her tongue.
kamikrazy 6
Could be a possibility. Like I tie my shoelaces with my feet.
X_Codes 11
On the other hand, it's entirely possible she wasn't wearing pants.