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Today, my girlfriend and I were going to get intimate, so I masturbated before leaving my place, hoping it would help me last longer than usual. 10 minutes in, she shoved me off and started screaming at me, convinced that I've been cheating on her and practising with someone else. FML


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On 03/14/2013 at 12:59pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Germany (Nordrhein-Westfalen)

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So much for trying to please her... Next time she makes dinner, scream at her that she's cheating on you and practicing cooking for someone else.

#3 - On 03/14/2013 at 8:11pm by Saone

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does she really trust you so little???

#2 - On 03/14/2013 at 8:11pm by cuponoodles34

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