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Today, I invited my long-lost best friend over, because I haven't seen her much since she got a new boyfriend. 20 minutes into hanging out, he showed up at my door. He still hasn't left, and they're having sex on my couch right now. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (43928) - you deserved it (5862)

On 03/12/2013 at 9:22am - intimacy - by kenleybunch - United States (North Carolina)

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Did you hear the frogs in the wall?

#1 - On 03/12/2013 at 10:57am by lilhellian

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Wow, I don't understand how people can be such rude idiots

#2 - On 03/12/2013 at 10:58am by dectivebobby

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+278 | 6

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