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Today, I realized just how bad I am in bed when my girlfriend literally yawned the words, "Oh God" while attempting to fake an orgasm. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (36853) - you deserved it (10136)

On 02/21/2013 at 3:46am - intimacy - by pornhastaughtmenothing - United States (Washington)

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Unless she has tried to tell you what to work on, it's really her fault. Communication is key with this stuff.

#1 - On 02/21/2013 at 9:51am by feldco1

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You just don't satisfy her like Olive Garden breadsticks. :/

#4 - On 02/21/2013 at 9:54am by NoorFML

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