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Today, my fiancé told me that it would be okay with him if I got plastic surgery to make my boobs larger. It would also be okay with him if I didn't get the surgery, but he would call off our engagement and never talk to me again. FML


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On 02/09/2013 at 11:11am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Ontario)

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What a dick! l don't usually condone leaving over stupid shit, but LEAVE his ass!

#3 - On 02/09/2013 at 1:27pm by Catahoulaqueen

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Tell him it would be okay with you if he had a larger package, and if he doesn't grow it within a week, the engagement is off and you'll never talk to him again.

#11 - On 02/09/2013 at 1:30pm by tialeanne

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