Today, my fiancé told me that it would be okay with him if I got plastic surgery to make my boobs larger. It would also be okay with him if I didn't get the surgery, but he would call off our engagement and never talk to me again. FML
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Today, my boyfriend called me a selfish bitch and dumped me after I told him I'm planning on getting much-needed breast reduction surgery. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that if I ever cheated on him, he'll chop my body up and dispose of all the parts, but keep my boobies, because he likes them. FML
Today, my fiancé told me that he was having second thoughts on our engagement. Instead of just calling it off, he took me to a fancy restaurant and took a public poll on whether we should get married. The majority said no. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend had bought me sexy lingerie for our anniversary. However, they're for for a bigger bust. When I asked if I could return it for the right size, he asked me to get a boob job to fit the bra instead. FML
Today, my fiancé told me he didn't have the money to make payments on my engagement ring and that I either have to return it, or make the payments myself. Now we aren't engaged any more, and are "dating." FML
Today, my fiancé told me it was a mistake to propose to me. FML
Today, my fiancé told me he wished he never met me and that he wished I didn't exist. Our wedding is next week. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that if I had a penis, our relationship would be better. FML
Today, I found out that I need a hysterectomy. When I told my boyfriend of 2 years, he broke up with me, because he didn't have time to "coddle my feelings". FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I didn't want to go out with him because I was having a fat day. After ten minutes of fighting, he threw a ring box on the floor and stormed out. I basically refused his proposal because of my body issues. FML
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Catahoulaqueen_fml 17
What a dick! l don't usually condone leaving over stupid shit, but LEAVE his ass!
tialeanne 19
Tell him it would be okay with you if he had a larger package, and if he doesn't grow it within a week, the engagement is off and you'll never talk to him again.
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Comments (263)
incognito1520 20
What an ass.
ChazzyWazzy1998 10
You took the words straight out of my mouth #1
jtthegr8 26
Looks like there's no wedding for OP
Alleged_Cranium 7
Yes, she may have a great ass, but he'd like great **** to go with it.
RedPillSucks 31
Yes, tell him it would be ok if he got ass surgery to make him less of an ass
whostolemylama 12
I think you meant "What a boob" That would have been punnier. Ba dum tss..
MrBrightside21 20
On the bright side, it's a good thing OP found out her (ex) fiancé was this shallow before they got married and became another divorce statistic.
GothickNihilist 15
The word ass does not suffice. Ops fiance is a cuntmunching asscandle with a large dose of douche nozzle in the mix.
poccocurantes 7
Now come on. We don't know the whole story. Could be that he just wants her to contribute more to the finances and strippers with bigger boobs make more money. Not buying it? Didn't think so.
asnakelovinbabe 16
I would then tell him the same thing regarding his penis. Right before kicking him square in the balls and selling the ring on eBay.
Laurenluvz 11
What a disgustingly judgemental fiancé OP has there. Why on earth would he not accept his fiancé for who she is? Fake boobs aren't worth a guy who doesn't care about you for who you are. Op's fiancé is a pathetic excuse for a partner.
raesos91 26
sure you didn't mean to say, "what a boob" ..?
Karma_Geddon 36
It really is best to find out before the wedding.
seacadet 18
Ok, I actually thought that was funny!
decidedlyvague 11
#1, don't compliment her just yet, she hasn't had the ass implants.
Nooty_KC 0
You missed a great pun opportunity. Don't you mean 'ba dum ****' ??
wowlolreally 12
Yea just cut him out your life
Somefruits 24
If OP's going to get any surgery, she should surgically remove him from her life!
nnnope 26
79 - BA DUM TSSSS (not really)
Catahoulaqueen_fml 17
What a dick! l don't usually condone leaving over stupid shit, but LEAVE his ass!
doodlecloud 26
He is blackmailing her into having costly and dangerous surgery because he's not happy with how she looks naturally. Whilst you still came to the right conclusion of 'leave him' I wouldn't describe that as 'stupid shit', I'd describe it as 'emotionally, physically and financially serious shit'. But seriously, what an ass.
androiddestroya 7
She should give him the same proposal with manhood enlargement.
anyav3 13
#40 you're amazing!
fml121785 14
Yea, you should never get breast implants for a guy. I got mine for myself, but my boyfriend doesn't mind! ;)
m1grande 3
****
m1grande 3
157-Low self-esteem? Id guess so hahahaha
mandapanda394 10
180: it's kind of hard not to have a low self esteem when you get guys constantly telling you your boobs are too small and that they would like you better with bigger boobs and having everyone making fun of you all the time for something that isn't your fault, just saying.
ItsAUnicorn 27
I suppose he isn't an ass guy. Leave this male bitch. You deserve better.
WeAreAHurricane 14
He isn't an ass guy...he's just an ass.
7yzz 18
Hopefully for OP's sake he was joking. Still, it would be a mean joke. To be fair though if a woman had absolutely no breasts, and I mean flat, then I think implants wouldnt be a bad idea, if you have the money. But to blackmail someone to do something like that, obviously shows how shallow his feelings are about OP. But like I said, hopefully its just a mean joke. And btw, a girls butt is what matters ;)
pattayarick 8
How are you going to say "**** you, goodbye" if he won't talk to you?
GingerNinja7 17
In this case, I think a text message would be appropriate
insomnimaniak 19
This is the time to call it off yourself and pawn his stupid ring.
lux0rd 18
Even better pawn the ring and when he asks about it say you had to pawn it for the money for the surgery then tell him to GTFO.
The_F3rris 11
Eat it and then poo it out on his coffee table.
abbttmc 12
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
I suggest getting a boob job.
DogsPaw 16
I suggest OP killing any chance of this asshole reproducing.
ThePsyche 9
#7 I suggest being a little less insensitive and a lot more empathetic, ass.
Kiki242 19
You're not serious right? RIGHT?
HeyHeyFishFillet 34
Sounds like he doesn't care about the real you. I'd say if he can't appreciate you entirely, then he probably doesn't deserve you at all.
billyz77 24
I agree, #8. Even if she does get the surgery, there will be something else down the line he's not happy with and he will blackmail OP into changing that. It sounds like this guy is never going to be satisfied with her.
Quinn32 16
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
At least it would be okay with him if you didn't do it. :)
Zomg_Okay 26
Except he'd leave. Ergo, it isn't okay with him.
chrisbreastr0kr 11
Read what you posted, look at the thumbs down and tell me your comment made any sense at all
tialeanne 19
Tell him it would be okay with you if he had a larger package, and if he doesn't grow it within a week, the engagement is off and you'll never talk to him again.
nnnope 26
Except he "won't understand," and he'll probably call OP selfish and then leave her anyway (if she hasn't left him by now). Not trying to be sexist, either - I know people of both genders who think that way.