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Today, after 2 weeks of not having sex, my pregnant girlfriend and I finally fooled around. This was immediately followed by her bursting into tears and begging me to make her a ham steak. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38032) - you deserved it (8937)

On 02/02/2013 at 9:41am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States (New York)

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MAKE HER A HAM STEAK

#5 - On 02/02/2013 at 1:25pm by Sfaizi24

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If she's pregnant, you're going to be doing a lot of this stuff. A friend of mine craved pickled gerkhins (dill pickles) dipped in ice cream when she was pregnant, and burst into tears when she smelled a bad smell...

#3 - On 02/02/2013 at 1:25pm by Jeffo193

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