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Today, my hubby asked for a morning blow job, and I happily obliged. All was going great until he came and farted at the same time. I laughed and reassured him it was no big deal. He cried. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (48582) - you deserved it (5853)

On 01/21/2013 at 7:36am - intimacy - by airbiscuit (woman) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

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He probably thought that he blew it...no wait...

#1 - On 01/21/2013 at 10:11am by StormfrontX33

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Those are tears of elation. He just experienced a magical moment.

#2 - On 01/21/2013 at 10:13am by Pitbull305

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