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Today, my husband came home with a bunch of realistic-looking wigs for women. When I asked them what they were for, he said he wanted to spice up our sex life with them. When I told him I refused to wear a wig, he said in a very serious tone that I wasn't going to be the one wearing them, he was. FML

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On 01/02/2013 at 5:34am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States (Florida)

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Tell him he has Toupée extra for that.
I hope he doesn't try to give it a little wig-gle in there.

#4 - On 01/02/2013 at 10:16am by Pleonasm

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Oh just wait until next week. He will spice it up even more with fishnet stockings and new heels. For him.

#6 - On 01/02/2013 at 10:20am by NoorFML

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