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Today, my husband came home with a bunch of realistic-looking wigs for women. When I asked them what they were for, he said he wanted to spice up our sex life with them. When I told him I refused to wear a wig, he said in a very serious tone that I wasn't going to be the one wearing them, he was. FML
Tell him he has Toupée extra for that.
I hope he doesn't try to give it a little wig-gle in there.
Oh just wait until next week. He will spice it up even more with fishnet stockings and new heels. For him.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 21 November 2014