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Today, after having sex, my girlfriend left my apartment after furiously ranting at me, because I made her come "too many times" and that it's "unfair" to her. What? FML

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I agree... What!?

#1 - On 12/04/2012 at 6:27pm by obnum

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Well it WAS unfair to make her use up her orgasms all at once. Don't you know she's only born with so many?

#5 - On 12/04/2012 at 6:29pm by smallshaft

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