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Today, as part of my job as a swimming instructor, I had to help a teenage boy learn how to float. This involves supporting the person's back as they try to float. His boner stood straight up. FML

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On 11/30/2012 at 8:02pm - intimacy - by julia (woman) - United States (Illinois)

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Wood floats

#1 - On 11/30/2012 at 11:52pm by that1kid82

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He was probably even more embarrassed than you were

#4 - On 11/30/2012 at 11:56pm by MrClean17

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