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Today, I asked my boyfriend if he'd rather play the new Assassin's Creed game or have a night of sex with me. He started crying from indecision. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (27217) - you deserved it (9434)

On 11/24/2012 at 8:54am - intimacy - by ladylol (woman) - United Kingdom (Northamptonshire)

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Why not both?

#2 - On 11/24/2012 at 10:22am by SakataGintoki

See in context

+424 | 9

Here's a solution... give him both!

#3 - On 11/24/2012 at 10:23am by missababgaga

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+251 | 18

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