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today I had the best sex of looool our relationship with mah boyfriend. Afterwards, he took off his condom, lookd me sweetly in the eyes 4 a few moments, then decidd to slap me in the face with it. real FML

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I agree, your life sucks (38271) - you deserved it (5682)

On 11/18/2012 at 5:53pm - intimacy - by besviken (woman) - Sweden (Uppsala Lan)

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Return the favor, but with a used tampon. It might be gross, but it'll teach him a lesson he'll never forget.

#7 - On 11/18/2012 at 9:06pm by Welshite

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Scumbag Steve...

#2 - On 11/18/2012 at 9:04pm by malfanese

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