Intimacy: Today, I had the best sex of our relationship with my boyfriend....

By besviken - 18/11/2012 22:53 - Sweden - Uppsala

Today, I had the best sex of our relationship with my boyfriend. Afterwards, he took off his condom, looked me sweetly in the eyes for a few moments, then decided to slap me in the face with it. FML

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By omgdesdes - 16/11/2014 01:29 - United States - Casselberry

Today, after having sex with my boyfriend, he triumphantly flung the condom to the ceiling, only to have it come down and smack me in the face. FML

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By omgwhyme - 08/01/2012 14:36 - United States

Today, my boyfriend asked me for a blow job. After I said "no" over ten times, he decided to get up and slap me across the face with his penis. FML

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Wrong sort of poking

By Anonymous - 22/09/2013 05:40 - United States - Brandon

Today, my boyfriend got out of the shower and tried to hit my forehead with his penis. He slipped and slapped me in the eye with it. FML

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By Anonymous - 07/03/2010 14:08 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out how mature the guy I'm seeing is. After sex, he took the condom off and hit me in the face with it. FML

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By keepsmiling - 02/09/2009 11:19 - France

Today, I thought it would be sexy to surprise my boyfriend by hiding in the closet naked and pouncing on him as he came to get his pants. I never got to the pouncing. Apparently my boyfriend has heightened reflexes so instead I got slapped hard across the face. My ear is still ringing. FML

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Quickshot

By anon - 31/08/2014 15:14 - United States

Today, while finally about to make love with my long-term boyfriend, he came from putting a condom on. FML

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By Anonymous - 08/10/2010 12:01 - United States

Today, after me and my boyfriend had pretty much amazing sex, he took off the condom and started swinging it back and forth, all while making the sounds of a clock and saying, "You are getting sleepy." FML

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Pick your moments, dude!

By Anonymous - 11/10/2019 00:01

Today, my boyfriend and I were having a romantic night. As we were having sex, he decided to say, "Look mom, no hands!" and it totally ruined the mood. FML

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Sexy talk

By suckstosuck - 23/07/2013 04:04 - United States - Dana Point

Today, I was getting freaky with my boyfriend and told him to spank me. In a seductive voice, he told me not to tell him what to do. Continuing, I asked him how he was going to punish me, to which he then replied, "I'm going to punch you straight in the face." FML

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By Anonymous - 14/12/2018 14:00

Today, after weeks of no sex, my boyfriend finally decided to have sex with me. While we were getting into it I accidentally farted in his face while his mouth was open. No more sex for me. FML

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Welshite 39

Monday 19 November 2012 3:06

Return the favor, but with a used tampon. It might be gross, but it'll teach him a lesson he'll never forget.

malfanese 6

Monday 19 November 2012 3:04

Scumbag Steve...

Comments

ardencred 7

Monday 19 November 2012 6:30

now you will never forget!

FlyingPie 17

Monday 19 November 2012 6:43

That was a condumb thing for him to do.

doby199 6

Monday 19 November 2012 6:49

Sometimes I think it physically hurts them not to ruin a moment

knmoon 8

Monday 19 November 2012 7:58

You shoulda grabbed it from him and slapped him and said you like that!!!

Neligee 9

Monday 19 November 2012 8:02

Lmfao ! That's hilarious!

oped01 8

Monday 19 November 2012 10:04

Bet you didn't see that cumming

ka1729 14

Monday 19 November 2012 10:14

in Cleveland voice "that's just nasty"

amusedslovenia 5

Monday 19 November 2012 10:21

LOL. Your boyfriend might be a kinkster or into BDSM. Which is not a bad thing per se, unless of course you're not into that kind of thing at all. Maybe he was just testing you out to see how you'd react and whether he could safely open up to you in that regard. BUT, if he was just trying to be funny, that means war! (used tampon seems just about right lol).

Atchoo 8

Monday 19 November 2012 10:39

Yeah, but you probably wouldn't remember it as "the best sex of our relationship" if he hadn't added a bit of contrast at the end. That or things usually go much worse.