By besviken - 18/11/2012 22:53 - Sweden - Uppsala

Spicy
Today, I had the best sex of our relationship with my boyfriend. Afterwards, he took off his condom, looked me sweetly in the eyes for a few moments, then decided to slap me in the face with it. FML
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Welshite 39

Return the favor, but with a used tampon. It might be gross, but it'll teach him a lesson he'll never forget.

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FlyingPie 17

That was a bit of a dick move on his part.

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ICastillo 24

OP's boyfriend: You ever been slapped with a used condom? Op: No why you as... OP's boyfriend: * Slaps Op with the used condom*

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GUNN1313 3

Ah true love..... Nope I'm not buying that one my self wtf is wrong with him I don't think I've ever had the urge to slap my used condom across a girls face not even after break up sex

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pheebs314 17

Its kind of like you decided to put all the periods at the beginning because you didn't know how to properly distribute them...

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GUNN1313 3

No I just like pissing off sad individuals like you who have nothing better to do then whine about how others write a post yes I am doing it yet again hope this makes you quake in your pathetic rage

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pheebs314 17

Hey... My reply didn't show up :( It said "no rage here :)" I just thought it was kind of funny that you used enough at the top to fill in all the normal period spots.

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KMtheDrummer 6

Well I thought it was funny... But not nice at all. FYL

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RoboCunnilingus 23

This isn't the first FML I've read about someone getting smacked in the face with a condom. Is this some new sexual trend? If so, I'll pass.

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yeahreally 6

way to ruin the moment.

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LolPieRofl 11

Oh cum on he could do better than that!

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cougar41 8

Your boyfriend is a dirty filthy pig. If he did that to me. I'd have crusher his nuts

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cece_miless 8

Hahahahaha. I could see my boyfriend doing that.

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smiliecat 13

You're what? 12? 14 at the most? Kids these days... *shrugs* at least they're using protection?

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NagainaFier 16

Wtf... I agree- there's no way your old enough to be having sex. And seriously? If 'I could see my boyfriend doing that', I'd be having a frank talk with him OR finding a new one.

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