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Today, I woke up with a wax strip on my chest and my girlfriend sitting next to me on the bed laughing. She pulled the strip. I screamed. FML


I agree, your life sucks (33987) - you deserved it (4624)

On 11/06/2012 at 12:11am - intimacy - by Ugggggggggg (man) - United States (Washington)

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Cool story, give her a Brazilian :)

#2 - On 11/06/2012 at 6:19am by thethingy

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The insane ones are usually the best in bed. Enjoy it until she whips out the scissors.

Then, run.

#13 - On 11/06/2012 at 6:46am by DocBastard

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