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Today, I finally lost my virginity to my boyfriend. It hurt like hell, was over in less than a minute, and he tried to reuse the condom for a second round. FML


I agree, your life sucks (40558) - you deserved it (5781)

On 11/02/2012 at 9:23pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Nova Scotia)

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You should give the guy some credit at least he tried. First time is not always what you imagine it to be.

#1 - On 11/03/2012 at 12:19am by LolFMLnot

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Look on the bright side. Your sex life can only improve :-)

#4 - On 11/03/2012 at 12:19am by deltoramastr

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