Today, my husband and I were told by our elderly neighbors that they can hear us having sex a lot. To top it off, the elderly man said while patting his wife's arm with a smile, "Carol used to make noises like that too, back in the day." FML

by Ceej / 10/28/2012 at 12:06am / United States (Michigan) / Intimacy

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  • Well, at least your neighbours were humorous about it. Still, invest in soundproof walls.

    #2 - On 10/28/2012 at 8:37am by ruabadfishtoo

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  • Toss him a packet of Viagra and say "Now you can re-live those days."

    #7 - On 10/28/2012 at 8:43am by KingDingALing

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