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Today, my husband and I were told by our elderly neighbors that they can hear us having sex a lot. To top it off, the elderly man said while patting his wife's arm with a smile, "Carol used to make noises like that too, back in the day." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (28482) - you deserved it (6299)

On 10/28/2012 at 12:06am - intimacy - by Ceej - United States (Michigan)

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Well, at least your neighbours were humorous about it. Still, invest in soundproof walls.

#2 - On 10/28/2012 at 8:37am by ruabadfishtoo

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Toss him a packet of Viagra and say "Now you can re-live those days."

#7 - On 10/28/2012 at 8:43am by KingDingALing

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