By Ceej - 28/10/2012 04:06 - United States - Grand Haven

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Today, my husband and I were told by our elderly neighbors that they can hear us having sex a lot. To top it off, the elderly man said while patting his wife's arm with a smile, "Carol used to make noises like that too, back in the day." FML
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ruabadfishtoo 0

Well, at least your neighbours were humorous about it. Still, invest in soundproof walls.

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KingDingALing 9

Toss him a packet of Viagra and say "Now you can re-live those days."

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ruabadfishtoo 0

"First" is so 2009.

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FlyinTurtle 7

Notice how no one cares

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unicornpower56 7

Why do people care if he says "First"? Who cares, we all have the choice to do what we want, even though what this guy wants to do is comment "First".

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BlowinChronic 18

And we have the choice to thumb him down so I'm not too worried.

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Osito2011 9

Last is so 2000 and late o.O

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gc327072 30

Really wish the mods would change his comment to say something silly....

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DocBastard 38

Unicornpower - The mods care about it more than the rest of us. Have you EVER seen a "First!" last for more than a few minutes? No, because the mods delete them. Every one of them.

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ruabadfishtoo 0

Well, at least your neighbours were humorous about it. Still, invest in soundproof walls.

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gc327072 30

Or the ghetto way: attach empty egg cartons to the walls.

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Welshite 39

I didn't know that was considered ghetto. *surreptitiously takes down egg cartons*

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MDTeddy 13

So does this mean someone is freaking loud as heck? If you can't tone it done then the soundproof walls might be the way to go.

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laden_swallow09 34

Protip: Using "ghetto" as an adjective is ghetto.

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LogicalMembrane 3

I thought using "ghetto" as an adjective was the whitest thing you could do.

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xXHollowIchigoXx 17

They seem like a lovely couple.

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MormonPornstar 7

Never got into it. Was asked to though. Oldschool WoW, DotA, Lol, and WC3 (RoC and TFT) player. Yeah... I'm a nerd, but I'm one of the few that can break your jaw and let you choke on your teeth. So dont start with the stereotyping bullshit.

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tmaq973 7

Your picture is really helping with some of your comments. Really makes them hit home.

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metalhead4740 14

Your profile picture is perfect for this FML...

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yenidewi 11

hehehhe ... free **** sound ... lol

bobgooeyflonder 6

Yup, still getting double comments from you. Still pointless.

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rocker_chick105 31

Your comments are doubled and they're not that great anyway... just no.......

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iHeartMuzik 0

Lol, I find it hilarious how your comments always double, and then get the most negative votes.

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KingDingALing 9

Toss him a packet of Viagra and say "Now you can re-live those days."

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SApprentice 34

Every time I catch sight of "packet of Viagra" as I'm skimming through the comments, I read it as "pocket of ******" for some reason, and it makes me pause for a moment.

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gc327072 30

45- I think by "pause" you mean "double take"

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Ge0rger0kz 5

I think your penis is trying to tell you something.

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Mideoyeo 12

Have sex in the room furthest from their room :D

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shneakycactus 2

and disturb the neighbors on the other side?

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Mideoyeo 12

Fine, they can alternate sides of the apartment so the neighbours on either side can take turns listening to them have sex.

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SApprentice 34

At least they're understanding. I think it's actually kind of sweet, although in a slightly disturbing and odd way. It sounds like him and his wife still love each other. Just remember how easy it is for the two of you to be heard and try to be more quiet from now on.

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SammyS2012 21

That's the best thing they can do. It might be a little inconvenient to quiet down, but do they really want the whole neighbourhood to know they're having sex? And it makes me wonder about the elderly couple. It makes me so happy to see a couple still love each other after so many years of marriage. I wonder how long they've been married...

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laden_swallow09 34

So, you and your man have loud, mind-blowing sex and the sweet, elderly couple who live next door can relive the old days while still enjoying the loving marriage they still have. I see no problem here.

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