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Today, I decided to watch some porn to cheer myself up after having recently been dumped. Halfway through wanking the gibbon, I got a horrifyingly painful cramp in my foot, and cried out in pain. Ten seconds later, with my pants still down, my dad rushed in to see if I was okay. FML
Lmao, that sucks. All over that sucks, didn't finish, in pain, and embarrassed. Sorry to hear bro.
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Friday 17 October 2014