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Today, I was getting intimate with my girlfriend. When she went to give me a blow job, I got embarrassed and told her I'd rather just please her instead. Now she thinks she's inadequate and I'm being a jerk. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23900) - you deserved it (16499)

On 10/25/2012 at 1:45am - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - United States

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If she's already willing to blow you I don't see what's there to be embarrassed about.

Never turn down a BJ.

#1 - On 10/25/2012 at 5:57am by Nordrag

See in context

One does not simply refuse a blowjob

#4 - On 10/25/2012 at 6:00am by bobbybill0519

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