Today, while making love to my wife, I felt adventurous and told her to hit me. She didn't so much as hesitate before savagely slapping me with her ring hand. Now I'm back home from the hospital, with stitches closing up a huge gash on my cheek. FML

by Anonymous / 10/19/2012 at 4:54pm / Czech Republic (Jihomoravsky kraj) / Intimacy

Comment this

Make sure your text complies with our rules

Top comments

  • OP's wife used ring slap

    It's super effective!

    #3 - On 10/19/2012 at 11:05pm by gc327072

    See in context

  • Sounds like she has been wanting to hit you for some time and was just waiting for permission.

    #13 - On 10/19/2012 at 11:13pm by TurtleSmile

    See in context