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Today, while making love to my wife, I felt adventurous and told her to hit me. She didn't so much as hesitate before savagely slapping me with her ring hand. Now I'm back home from the hospital, with stitches closing up a huge gash on my cheek. FML


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On 10/19/2012 at 4:54pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (man) - Czech Republic (Jihomoravsky kraj)

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OP's wife used ring slap

It's super effective!

#3 - On 10/19/2012 at 11:05pm by gc327072

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Sounds like she has been wanting to hit you for some time and was just waiting for permission.

#13 - On 10/19/2012 at 11:13pm by TurtleSmile

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