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Today, I woke up to my boyfriend trying to initiate sex with me in my sleep. He confessed to thinking that if he did it lightly enough, I'd think I was just dreaming. FML

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On 10/14/2012 at 12:24am - intimacy - by Light Sleeper - United States (Indiana)

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Please inform him that's legally considered to be rape, if you haven't already! Surely most jurisdictions would have it down as so, anyway.

#2 - On 10/14/2012 at 6:50am by jedielf

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Only solution for this is to duct tape your pajamas to your body to prevent access during the night.
Trust me, it works. I haven't had the underpants gnomes steal my underwear in over 2 months now.

#9 - On 10/14/2012 at 7:01am by Larawk

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