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Today, my husband spent our entire anniversary sulking because I wasn't up for sex. I gave birth to our first child less than two weeks ago. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (33686) - you deserved it (5569)

On 10/03/2012 at 12:25am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - Canada (Manitoba)

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Congratulations on the baby!

#4 - On 10/03/2012 at 6:43am by prettyinpink03

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Tell him he needs to rethink his view on what marriage is really about.

#3 - On 10/03/2012 at 6:43am by guitarh4

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