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Today, my laptop got hit by a Trojan. Not the malware, but a used condom thrown from a car driving past as I sat on a street bench. FML

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On 09/28/2012 at 4:24am - intimacy - by iNearlyHurled - United States

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Jizz Louise! Did you semen who threw it? I bet you weren't feeling very spunky after this seedy event. Cum on, spill the beans!

#4 - On 09/28/2012 at 9:57am by DocBastard

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That's fucking disgusting.

#2 - On 09/28/2012 at 9:57am by littlemsweirdo

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