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Today, I was trying to convince my flatmate to agree to let me get us a kitten. After gushing about how cute they are, and showing her loads of pictures, she just stared at me and said, "You really need a penis inside you now and again." FML
Your destiny is heading towards lonely 'slightly mad' cat woman.
Don't listen to her. More pussy is always the answer.
Speak your mind, but please try and be respectful.
Friday 27 February 2015