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Today, I was trying to convince my flatmate to agree to let me get us a kitten. After gushing about how cute they are, and showing her loads of pictures, she just stared at me and said, "You really need a penis inside you now and again." FML

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I agree, your life sucks (10556) - you deserved it (15347)

On 09/24/2012 at 7:12pm - intimacy - by foreveralone (woman) - United Kingdom (Cardiff)

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Your destiny is heading towards lonely 'slightly mad' cat woman.

#1 - On 09/25/2012 at 2:46am by FatBuoy

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Don't listen to her. More pussy is always the answer.

#6 - On 09/25/2012 at 2:49am by CheeseTron

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