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Today, I was talking on the phone with my crush. After an hour of talking she told me, "If you were half as hot as you sound over the phone, I'd date you immediately." Maybe I should give up on love and start a phone sex line. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (23500) - you deserved it (1700)

On 09/19/2012 at 2:24am - intimacy - by annonymous - United States

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Maybe you should.

#1 - On 09/19/2012 at 10:07am by CookiexJar

See in context

+192 | 12

Aw she sounds pretty shallow. Sorry OP

#3 - On 09/19/2012 at 10:09am by spekledworf

See in context

+102 | 12

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