Today, my boyfriend invited me over to "play with his lizard." After excitedly rushing across town, I realized this wasn't a euphemism, he actually bought an Iguana. FML
by Iguana / 09/11/2012 at 10:35pm / Canada (New Brunswick) / Intimacy
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Sounds like the same boyfriend who wanted to test water displacement in the bathtub with his girlfriend.
#1 - On 09/12/2012 at 3:17am by FMLshark
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I would have been pretty excited anyway. Iguanas are cool.
#4 - On 09/12/2012 at 3:20am by rncannon
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