By Iguana - 12/09/2012 02:35 - Canada - Oromocto

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Today, my boyfriend invited me over to "play with his lizard." After excitedly rushing across town, I realized this wasn't a euphemism, he actually bought an Iguana. FML
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FMLshark 12

Sounds like the same boyfriend who wanted to test water displacement in the bathtub with his girlfriend.

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rncannon 18

I would have been pretty excited anyway. Iguanas are cool.

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Enslaved 36

I can somewhat understand the confusion. I've heard guys say they "need to drain the lizard" when heading to the men's room.

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gracehi 31

I always thought they said, "Drain the main vein."

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blahblahblah5_x 13

Lol I've never heard anyone use 'lizard' as a euphemism for youknowwhat The iguana must be so fun though!

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rachilio 26

I have an iguana. They're FRICKIN awesome!

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DeadxManxWalking 27

Is that the only this that gets girls moving?

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SooInnLovee 6

I have never ever heard "it" referred to as a lizard. You my friend either have a dirty mind or aren't getting laid. haha

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tiff99_fml 6

Since when does lizard mean something sexual? Weird!

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Szaszaspasz 26

I've heard of the expressions "Drain the lizard", "Drain the main vein", "Shake the dew off the lily" and "Shake hands with the unemployed." All of these euphemisms would be uttered by guys to indicate their back teeth were floating.

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Austyn57 1

ive never refered to my junk as a lizard u should have known better lol

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daminantion 14

Surprised you aren't OP's boyfriend? Oh wait, you use FML to pick up chicks.. Yeah FYL bro

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Dcm210 19

i would've turn back around and never came back. Iguanas are creepy.

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ObeyStudKing 4

Lol this made me laugh. I was picturing it in my mind. Lol thanks

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