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Today, I was in a mall bathroom when two girls started making out in the stall next to me. Before I could leave, they got really into it and caused our shared wall to tear from its hinges and collapse on top of me. FML

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On 09/11/2012 at 3:02am - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United States

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That's because they need to get a room. Stalls aren't designed for such intense purposes.

#1 - On 09/11/2012 at 9:57am by gc327072

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you sure they were makin out? sounds like there was an intense game of battleshits goin on

#7 - On 09/11/2012 at 9:59am by chriscrossedya

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