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Today, while trying to rouse my sleeping boyfriend for some morning sex, he came. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (25692) - you deserved it (6126)

On 09/09/2012 at 8:03am - intimacy - by Anonymous - United States (Florida)

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Well, that escalated quickly...

#9 - On 09/09/2012 at 1:38pm by olpally

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He has no staying power at all.

#1 - On 09/09/2012 at 1:34pm by shrimp1234

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