Today, my fiancé and I were having sex. I've been secretly taking Welsh lessons as a surprise for him, so when I was getting close, I whispered the Welsh for "Don't stop." He pulled out and accused me of cheating on him with his best friend. He won't believe anything else. FML

by gingerbetty / 09/04/2012 at 3:54am / United Kingdom (Swansea) / Intimacy

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  • Has he not heard of Google Translate? He could've thought of that before accusing you of cheating.

    I guess surprises put him under pressure.

    #4 - On 09/04/2012 at 10:10am by NoorFML

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  • The most logical explanation is usually the right one. Here, the most logical explanation is obviously that you've been hearing his best friend scream "DON'T STOP!" as you're schtupping him.

    #10 - On 09/04/2012 at 10:13am by DocBastard

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