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Today, I decided to surprise my boyfriend with candles and a sexy outfit. When he came in, he insisted that we needed music to help set the mood. Thirty minutes later, he's still searching for a song. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (26032) - you deserved it (2563)

On 09/02/2012 at 12:56pm - intimacy - by ImOverHere (woman) - United States (Texas)

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It takes approximately 0.285 seconds to realise that "Let's Get It On" by Marvin Gaye is the best mood music ever. EVER.

#5 - On 09/02/2012 at 5:00pm by DocBastard

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That's some odd foreplay

#1 - On 09/02/2012 at 4:58pm by shireman97

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