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Today, my boyfriend got a new tattoo. It was a big tattoo of Pikachu on his hip. I told him now I'd feel like I was having sex with an 8-year-old boy. His defense? "No, no, think of it as having sex with Pikachu!" He still refuses to understand why that's weird. FML

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On 08/30/2012 at 9:08pm - intimacy - by Kat (woman) - United States (Rhode Island)

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YDI for thinking pokémon is for eight year olds.

#3 - On 08/31/2012 at 3:08am by Potato_Pi

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I can just imagine the orgasm sound

#2 - On 08/31/2012 at 3:08am by Valkyrie2012

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