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Today, yet again, I was getting intimate with my shower head. Some complete genius decided to flush the toilet downstairs halfway through, which sent scalding-hot water all up in my privates. I've yet to find a comfortable sitting position. FML

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On 08/28/2012 at 5:22pm - intimacy - by Bethany (woman) - United States (Wisconsin)

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Maybe you should buy a proper vageenus pleaser.

#2 - On 08/29/2012 at 3:03am by Overseer211

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That must have been a heated session

#4 - On 08/29/2012 at 3:04am by namyo

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