By ihateveganism - 22/08/2012 04:19 - United States - Barrington

Spicy
Today, my vegan girlfriend refused to give me a blowjob because, apparently, blowjobs aren't vegan. FML
I agree, your life sucks 41 286
You deserved it 10 005

Same thing different taste

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She was afraid your junk was too meaty. Take it as a compliment.

Just dip your junk into green dye...problem solved

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Well, she has a point, they don't like meat, but that's still a problem in my eyes cause meat is the best.

I'm not judging. If he likes to gobble knob he can. I'm making light of his comment because I doubt that's how he wanted it to come across.

lyskiss 10

99- I love fish sticks. Live putting the little things in my mouth.

Not complaining, but how did this turn into a south park reference? Lol

Bigmoneyshotz 0

That's a vegetarian. Vegans don't eat animal products.

She was afraid your junk was too meaty. Take it as a compliment.

I think the disappointment of receiving no oral possibly ever from OP's gf stands in the way of the compliment.. But it shall pass and he'll be like "oh yeah"

But she would eventually get a good source of protein if she did, don't vegans need that?

If he eats meat all the time it would taste nasty. Just sayin... :/

Vegans don't need more protein than anyone else, they've got better and healthier sources for that. Too bad your body can't use the proteins in sperm when you swallow it though. c: Anyways the vegan views are about not oppressing, torturing and living of other animals' pain for your own gain, and I doubt the guy would be in much pain if she did it correctly!

98- Are you drinking to say humans who eat meat like to do that? I just love meat, it's healthy. Also, humans were meant to eat it. Check out your teeth, that's a good hint.

140- Some crappy rant about vegans, I guess.

Do you know how many dead animal parts you have smeared on your face??? Ewwww!

I never understood the "eating animals is cruel" argument. I mean, animals do it all the time in the wild, and no one tells THEM to be vegan. :/

People are vegan and vegetarian for many different reasons. Let's just keep it at that. And you don't need as much protein as you think, and can get enough from eating veggies alone.

shawnaishere 14

Yea that's true some believe it's cruelty and my Hindu friend can't because she believes in reincarnation so in their culture it's like eating another human( correct me if I'm wrong ) I on the other hand love my meat!

I wasn't trying to start a vegan vs. carnist discussion, just saying that the original comment isn't correct because we got other sources. And what I mean about healthier is that for example veggie burgers have same about as protein as normal burgers, but with less than half of the calories and without saturated fat and LDL cholesterol. I study nutrition, so I know this. Sad that there is so much hate against vegan and vegetarian people, shows how ignorant, pathetic and butthurt you guys are. Anyways, humans aren't made to eat meat, and it isn't healthy, look at all the obesity, cardiac disease and our digestive system to prove that. And just because dogs lick up their puke, does it mean that you should to? Humans don't need to do all the things that animals are designed to. Just stop with your ignorant flaming, unless you have a good degree in nutrition, don't talk about things you don't have a clue about.

Okay, Benchyface. No one really wants that kind of discussion on an entertainment site. And for a nutritionist you should know that humans ARE meant to eat meat, otherwise we wouldn't have pointy k-9's for tearing meat. Americans in particular generally eat a lot more meat than they should, but that's a different argument than veganism or vegetarianism and is really really off topic. just so you know, I am a vegetarian, it's just not cool to preach here, k?

******* vegans. making no sense. I can't eat this.... I can't eat that.... they spoil every party having to listen to their lists of what they can't eat.

There are actually a multitude of vegan sources of protein, all of them much healthier than animal sources. Although I can't agree with her saying that ******** aren't vegan, requiring protein is certainly not a reason to suck dick.

Iniezian 18

Hey, you suddenly feel like going vegan too. Only problem: Clits and G-Spots aren't vegan.

But then you're vegan, and therefore must not eat or smell like you've eaten meat near her as long as you plan on boycotting cunilingus. I say not worth it.

25) He could use a flesh--er, vegan light. 103) Dear lord! You've been eating vegans!?

Human genitals aren't vegan?! Deveganizing ray!!!

She doesn't want to suck on your meat. Sounds vegan to me

I guess OPs girlfriend thinks his meat is to meaty. That's really a compliment OP. it's better then refusing because it's not meaty enough!

Just dip your junk into green dye...problem solved

007type 26
Inheritance 10

48 don't make him angry ... You won't like him when he's angry

But that's the thing, I'm always angry.

soyeah_whatsup 4

#9 lol and say its a very large cucumber.

She really doesn't like meat in her mouth huh? That's just too bad. She doesn't know what she's missing out on.

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Yeah! I'm in Mississauga, feel free to drop by, we can share candy

23- I love your big tractor! What is it?

Hit me up too. Hard finding a girl like you ;o

Lol 57? You call that thing big? My tractor is like twice that size and it actually runs.

This whole thread actually made me question whether I was on fmylife.com or on Eharmony.

23- you are ten years older than her lol.

This is entertaining . Your actually trying to pick someone up on FML. Pretty funny.

93- my tractor runs like a champ. So go **** yourself.

So because I own a tractor that makes me a hillbilly? I use it to move snow from my driveway in the winter. So gunmania, with a name like yours I suspect that you are the hillbilly.

John Deere tractors will run ford tractors into the ground! (yes I may be a hill billy but hey! I'm an awesome one... with 5 awesome tractors)

23 should submit an FML Today, I realized I am so lonely that I tried hitting on someone on this site. FML

I suspect this thread will be deleted soon. So with that- I own my 8n to move snow. I don't care about farming or how much better deeres are than fords. And I'm sure you were over charged for them too. Also I am not serious about picking someone up off this website. The comment was for amusement only. Today, I realized most regular commenters here are retards that take things too literal F all your lives.

Apologies to regular commenters. I meant NON- regular commenters.

weeabaka 6

Or they're *****? But I'm not one to judge the entire female Toronto population by one chick who's eager to blow someone.

elletex 8

You're saying that just because a woman enjoys giving ********, she's a ****? I don't recall #10 saying she's eager to blow every guy she sees, she simply implied she enjoys the act itself. Like many, many of us girls do, myself included.

cyndiig 2

Touché, after reading 7's comment it was clearer what you meant. Sorry

She's not actually eating or digesting anything as long as she doesn't swallow. Even if she did I don't see what the big deal is, she would still be following her beliefs!