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Today, against my advice, my boyfriend decided to read Fifty Shades of Grey in an attempt to learn how to please me in bed. Now all he does is suck on my toes, and thinks it's weird that I don't spontaneously orgasm as if I'm some kind of nymphomaniacal weirdo. FML

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I agree, your life sucks (32049) - you deserved it (4760)

On 07/23/2012 at 3:12pm - intimacy - by Anonymous (woman) - United Kingdom

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At least he cares enough to try.

#1 - On 07/23/2012 at 8:50pm by Elovena

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He sucks on your toes?! Absolutely disgusting.

#2 - On 07/23/2012 at 8:50pm by lissalove17

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