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Today, my boyfriend and I were at a park, alone, late at night. Things were getting kind of heavy and he started undressing me, when we heard a loud "Hey!" and a flashlight coming through the bushes. My boyfriend then decided to ditch me, while still holding my shirt and bra. FML


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On 07/14/2012 at 1:06am - intimacy - by anonymous - United States (Ohio)

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Could almost say, he is a "shirty" boyfriend. Yep, I suck that much at puns.

#1 - On 07/14/2012 at 6:02am by HonestTruth

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A public park is never a good place to let things "get heavy."

#5 - On 07/14/2012 at 6:11am by homeboyangst

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