Today, an old guy approached me and asked if I had ever seen an elephant with white ears. I shook my head. He then pulled the pockets out of his shorts and whipped out his sex nose. FML

by Anonymous / 07/12/2012 at 2:40am / United States (Texas) / Intimacy

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  • It'd probably have been way scarier if it had tusks.

    #1 - On 07/12/2012 at 9:51am by bengermin

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  • You should have kicked the elephant in the chin.

    #4 - On 07/12/2012 at 9:53am by KBeatz

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