Today, my wife told me she'd rather bust up concrete than get it on with me. FML
by Anonymous / 07/08/2012 at 1:18am / United States (Washington) / Intimacy
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Obviously, the concretes not as hard as you!
#1 - On 07/08/2012 at 6:15am by lordtumbles
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Go buy a sexy red man-g-string, put a red rose between your teeth and go lay on your bed. Good luck.
#4 - On 07/08/2012 at 6:17am by zandalee
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